Name: Water Closet
Duration: P00H03M01S
Description: The ultimate pandemic life leasson - a song about weeing outside, standing up! Come Out of the Water Closet for life ladies!

Water Closet

from An Unexpected Pandemic Pop Album Volume 1. Let's hope there's no Volume 2. Enough Volume. by Carys Eleri

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The ultimate pandemic life leasson - a song about weeing outside, standing up! Come Out of the Water Closet for life ladies!

lyrics

Back in the days of yore
There was a silent pee-war
Boys would go anywhere
Whipping around without no care - or aim,
And it would go everywhere
The only thing missing was a fanfare
We’d be queuing & queuing inside
It’s time to go outside!

Come out of the water closet
Come out of the water closet
If there’s one rule for you
Then that should go for me too x2

When I fell in love a tree
In lockdown 1,2, and three
I’d be miles away from my home
Thinking where the hell o do I go?
All the restaurants and cafes were closed
Stranded & Bursting, I felt so exposed
But then my teacher, my tree told me
Plants grow better when fertilized with pee!

Come out of the water closet
Come out of the water closet
This planet needs your pee
So free yourself from every WC x2

This year has liberated me
So much I now stand up when I wee
Ladies - We have amazing aim
We put all you fellas to absolute shame!
No - I aint squattin’ no more
No - I aint squattin’ no more
I am standing strong
Just like I’m singing this goddamn song

Came out of my water closet
(Came out of my water closet
I’m standing up with such glee
This is the new normal me. x2

credits

from An Unexpected Pandemic Pop Album Volume 1. Let's hope there's no Volume 2. Enough Volume., released July 30, 2021
Music & lyrics by Carys Eleri
All instruments, engineering, production & mastering by Branwen Munn

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Carys Eleri Wales, UK

I'm a Welsh based artist. My music is very much comedy-pop, though it stretches across many genres. The tone of the stories tend to determine the genre of the song. I always work with my partner in all musical Crimes - Branwen Munn, who produces all the music. ... more